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Sunday, May 16, 2010

in nobody's eyes but mine, andy you're a star

no mrs hillman, i'm not negative.
the reason i don't have a list of things i love is because it would be too long.

anyone that knows me has to be aware that:

i hate macadaemias in brownies
i hate sunburn
i hate jellyfish
i hate parodies of songs
i hate when people ask 'did that hit the spot?' when you drink
i hate cola slurpees
i hate miley cyrus' face
i hate sleeping
i hate asparagus
i hate feet
i hate heights
i hate when anyone touches my back
i hate eating pig meat (and refuse to do so)
i hate when my hands are sticky. unless it's from PVA. i like PVA
i hate cd's
i hate my giant head
i hate wearing shoes (except my docs)
i hate sitting with my knees all exposed
i hate songs on the radio
i hate tidiness to the point of obsessive
i hate people who don't talk
i hate mimes (see above)
i hate any kind of clown
i hate the noise of cutlery on china plates
i hate when jack tries to guess things
i hate people who actually believe michael jackson is dead
i hate queen latifah
i hate time
i hate change
i hate people that aren’t brendon urie
i hate having the sun in my eyes
i hate being broke
i hate not making lists
i hate double negatives
i hate pizza hut
i hate rats
i hate rabbits
i hate forgetting things
i hate short stack (i love mr trevaskis)
i hate wearing jeans
i hate arsonists
i hate violent cats
i hate vomiting
i hate hospitals [with a passion]
i hate pain
i hate people that expect me to run places
i hate the word ‘skivvy’
i hate bread
i hate sleeping in
i hate being early to anything ever
i hate people that do nothing with their garden
i hate cigarettes and anything to do with them
i hate bad posture
i hate sitting still
i hate not being flexible
i hate skinny people
i hate doing rowing
i hate not doing rowing
i hate being forced to read/watch the news
i hate snoring
i hate sneezing
i hate religion being taken seriously
i hate capital letters at the start of words
i hate people that use ‘pwned’ way too much
i hate people that take twitter seriously
i hate cross country
i hate being pinched
i hate pears
i hate getting lost
i hate working
i hate owing people
i hate not knowing things
i hate myself

just kidding
who can resist this face ?

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